January 2012
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Hobbits like to throw parties at the shire.
Mom: Why is everyone such a grouch today?
Me: Our moon is a waxing crescent, that makes the hobbits extra rowdy. We throw parties at the shire.
Jan 30th
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Hobbits v. Hermits
Mom: Go to your room!
Me: Where else am I going to go?
Mom: You're such a hobbit.
Me: You mean I'm a hermit.
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: Can you please, please, please, record today's webcast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Who is always the last one to hand in a math...
Me.
Jan 27th
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IT'S FRIDAY! And I'm late for school.
The week is nearly through! It was a super long one for me, and not in the good way. How was everyone’s week? :]
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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aubade: (noun) a love song which is sung at dawn
Jan 27th
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Anonymous asked: Wow, that last anon didn't have to be so impertinent...
Jan 26th
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Anonymous asked: Why would you re-post that? The original is from thefeltons tumblr. Just saying because if that were me I would be furious. You don't have to reply to this just REBLOG the post, don't repost ok?
Jan 26th
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dysphoria: (noun) an unwell feeling
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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sabaism: (noun) the worship of stars
Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: Hi, I'm a writer-of-sorts and I just have to say that Monica Jean is one of the most amazing names I'v encounterd and that I will, quite shamlessly, use it in my next work! If it ever gets published, I promise to send you a copy! Thank you for the inspiration I needed and for this wonderful blog! -T
Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: Hey Monica Jean! I love your blog!
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: Dear Monica Jean, Hi. I teach gifted students and love your nerd quirks. I was wondering if it would be okay to use some of your creations for an upcoming teacher workshop I am doing? I would also like to use the picture of your nerdy girl to write some of my own but about gifted kids. Would that be okay?
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: Not to offend, but you used the wrong "to".
Jan 24th
Anonymous asked: Can you relate to every Nerd Quirk you post?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Can I just have one whole day of uninterrupted...
Is that even a thing? Can it be? I dunno! But you guys are all sending me so many wonderful and lovely messages and I really wish I had the time to answer them! I mean, you had the time to be kind enough to write and send them, after all. Remember we talked about this? About my inbox being an ocean? It’s like its own planet now. That’s how much it has expanded, it’s called...
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: what language are you taking?
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: WHAT? YOUR SCHOOL HAS A CREATIVE WRITING COURSE? as a fellow sophomore and aspiring novelist, i must say that I AM EXTREMELY JEALOUS.
Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: What grade are you in/what classes do you take?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Anonymous asked: are you taking up biology? or any related science course? :)
Jan 24th
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aureate: (adjective) 1. pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 2. of a golden color or brilliance
Jan 24th
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Happy Monday everyone!
I hope you all have an excellent start to the week! But if you show up for work or school and you spill your coffee or get a paper cut or forget your lunch or trip over your fellow students/co workers, don’t be discouraged. It can only improve from there! Also I’m in all new classes today because it’s the start of a new term. Which means it’s like the first day of...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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paralian: (noun) one who lives by the sea
Jan 23rd
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grandiloquent: (adjective) pompous or extravagant in language, style, or manner, especially in a way that is intended to impress.
Jan 23rd
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acosmist: (noun) one who believes nothing exists
Jan 23rd
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My Spanish teacher told us to write a short story...
He said it could be about anything we wanted, perferably about something that interested us. So I wrote about Dan Radcliffe and Darren Criss in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying on Broadway.  I believe the words estrella, maravilloso, and espectacular were used more than once.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
Jan 21st
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Meanwhile, the online grading database is still...
Jan 21st
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How would you feel if you went to school tomorrow...
I was reading this article about the technology of the iPad and how Apple is making educational apps, books, and games more available for academic use. What do you think? What if all of our textbooks were digital, and all we needed to carry around was our iPad? How would that change the way we learn? Suppose the new “digital textbooks” provided interactive resources, such as videos...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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