I, Monica Jean, do swear to log out of Tumblr the minute this text post is posted and go work on my history research paper.
I will work on the research paper until dinner, at which time I will eat as much food as possible as quickly as possible so I can get back to finishing my paper.
I will not turn to snacks, tea, fanfiction, Tumblr, my fluffy kitten, Facebook, classic/Disney movies, books, Nutella, reading something that isn’t about British imperialism in India, acting, Twitter, cool indie bands, Starkid, memorizing a monologue, YouTube, Harry Potter, writing (fanfiction or otherwise), cleaning my room, texting, online shopping, nature walks, or napping as a means of further procrastination.
Failure to abide by these set conditions will result in complete and utter shame for my lack of self control and ability to focus, the embarrassment of being a blithering, uneducated idiot for knowing nothing about the social, political and economic effects of imperialism in India, and a ban from Tumblr, food, naps, kittens, tea etc. (see complete list of distractions above) until the paper is completely, utterly, flawlessly finished and moves my history teacher to tears upon reading it.
I mean, I love, love, love action movies.
And I adore my superheroes.
And The Avengers was one of the best action movies ever. And it was absolutely hilarious, I definitely did not expect it to be that funny.
Really, like, the whole thing was phenomenal.
Edit: For those of you that asked, my favorite superheroes we’re most definitely Iron Man (he’s so full of himself and I love Robert Downey Jr. Plus he offered a lot of comedic relief!) the Hulk (love, love, love him, he is SUCH a geek, but also has such a dynamic character) and Black Widow (she was so tough, it was really refreshing to see a female in an action movie with a strong, powerful character, plus I love the darker aspects of her character).
All in all, it was seriously the most epic and badass 143 minutes of my life and ever.
Did any of you see it? What did you think? Which of the superheroes were your favorite?