Daww thank you<3 Not many people like black cats, but I happen to love them, especially when they have pretty green eyes! :]
Oh and if you’re feeling a little lonely or sad tonight just know that somewhere out there there’s a cat named Eloise and a girl named Monica who love you!<3
Thanks to firstname.lastname@example.org for this submission! :]
I’m actually not a huge fan of bookmarks! Don’t get me wrong, I shudder at the thought of dog-earing a page, but I prefer the use of unconventional items as bookmarks.
I use pretty much whatever I have on hand. Napkins, receipts, money, business cards, sticky notes, straw wrappers, elastics, notes, tags from clothes, recycled pieces of paper etc.
I know it sounds dumb but I think what people use for a bookmark can say a lot about them.
For example, someone who bought a bookmark may appreciate the finer things. Someone who made a bookmark might be crafty. Someone who uses whatever they find may be too engrossed in the book to make time to find/make a proper bookmark. Or maybe they just like to use seemingly ordinary things in unexpected ways.
I don’t know why my answer to this very simple question turned into an extensive analysis about bookmarks and what people use for them and why and what that says about them. Sorry about that. :P
For reading on the floor of the mall.
I was just minding my own business reading on the floor outside of Game Stop while my brother was shopping.
It’s not like I was in the middle of the floor. I was all the way to the side, totally out of the way.
But the ever so charming officer at the mall didn’t seem too pleased with this.
So I rolled my eyes (admittedly rather sassily) and I read standing up.
that was meant to be sung to the same tune as “Backstreet’s back all right!” geddit? like it was a reference to the Backstreet Boys never mind I’m just a loser
JK ROWLING IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK.
WHAT DO I DO?
SING ATOP A MOUNTAIN?
SKIP DOWN THE STREET?
OPEN ALL THE MAILBOXES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?
ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY WITH A MEGAPHONE?
HACK INTO ALL THE ROUTERS IN MY TOWN AND ALERT THEM OF THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS VIA THEIR COMPUTERS?
SHOULD I BUY AN ELEPHANT?
OR PLANT A TREE?
CHANGE ALL THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGES IN THE WORLD TO “I’M SORRY THIS PERSON CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE BECAUSE JK ROWLING IS WRITING A BOOK AND THEY ARE TOO OVERCOME WITH EMOTION TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW”
WHAT DO I DO?
Are you guys as excited as I am?
Thanks to outandaboutinoc for this one!
And then you have to pass it off as having an itchy nose…
I didn’t even realize I did this until you pointed it out! Thanks threefortyfiveam for this one!