Harry Potter homework is the best kind of homework!!! This totally made my day!
Do you get the point?
Teacher: *plotting points on the graph* Okay class, so the formula is y=mx+b and you just take the coordinates you've been given and plug them right into the equation. Then you can plot the points. It's really simple, so you don't have to worry about it. Everything you need to solve the problem is right here. Do you get the point of why we do this?
Me: HA! HAHAHAHA! POINT! YOU SAID POINT! GEDDIT? LIKE POINT!? YOU'RE PLOTTING POINTS ON A GRAPH! AND YOU ASKED IF WE GOT THE POINT! HAHAHA YOU'RE CLEVER MR. MATH TEACHER!
Teacher: What are you talking about you deranged child...
i sort of agree with your views on valentines day. if you love someone, shouldn't you love them equally every day? its a ridiculous excuse for a holiday. love shouldn't just have one day.
AnonymousThank you!
I agree, if you love someone, you shouldn’t need to put aside one day a year to show it.
If you have to prove to someone that you love them on Valentine’s Day, and you have to buy candies and cards and flowers to show your love is genuine, then you should probably think about why you’re with them and what love means to you.
And the other thing is that people just buy flowers and candy and cards on February 14th because it’s the thing to do. And really anytime you do something because it’s the thing to do, you are pretty much making the action invalid because all the sincerity and genuineness is gone. And you’re just doing it to prove your love to your partner, to your family, to your peers.
And I know that a lot of people will probably disagree with me on this, but I don’t like the idea of people being each other’s “Valentines”, either. Mostly because it’s kind advocating that idea of “I love you, you belong to me.” (If you’ve seen Breakfast at Tiffany’s you’ll know what I’m talking about.) I don’t think people belong to other people. You can belong with somebody, but I don’t think you should belong to somebody.
At any rate, there are undoubtably a million people who will disagree with me and that’s okay. I just want you all to know why I don’t like Valentine’s day, so you don’t think I’m cold and heartless when I say so. :]
Be my valentine. That is an order.
AnonymousI have never heard of anyone ordering someone else to be their Valentine.
You should know I’m not a waitress, I don’t take orders from people so, yeah…
And flattering though the idea of being someone’s Valentine is, I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. Ever.
I think it is probably one of the worst holidays ever invented in the history of mankind.
Please don’t hate me.
I love you all, and I don’t love you any more or less because there’s a holiday for it.
16,000 FOLLOWERS!
Guys, you don’t even understand. I’ve been eyeing the follower count all day and when it finally hit 16,000 I danced around in my Harry Potter snuggie like this:
But obviously way cooler than this^, because, well, anything you do in a Harry Potter snuggie just becomes infinitely cooler than if you weren’t wearing that snuggie.
WELCOME, EVERYONE! Glad to have you here! Thanks for following!
