Nerd Quirks

fishingboatproceeds:

Dear nation: Do you need sweeping? If so, my new book is available and ready for the job.

^That’s John Green’s Tumblr, you should follow him if you aren’t following him already, because he’s all kinds of awesome.
Or if you are already following him, you should unfollow him and then click the follow button again. Then you can say you followed him twice :p
Do you have your copy of The Fault in Our Stars yet? :]
If not, what are you doing now that could possibly be more important?! Buy it here!

Dear nation: Do you need sweeping? If so, my new book is available and ready for the job.

^That’s John Green’s Tumblr, you should follow him if you aren’t following him already, because he’s all kinds of awesome.

Or if you are already following him, you should unfollow him and then click the follow button again. Then you can say you followed him twice :p

Do you have your copy of The Fault in Our Stars yet? :]

If not, what are you doing now that could possibly be more important?! Buy it here!

Check out this video everyone.

It’s about SOPA and PIPA, which are two bills being proposed by the US Congress to censor the internet in order to protect copyright and prevent piracy. But there are other ways to do this than censoring the internet!

If these two bills were ever passed (which, due to the overwhelming amount of protests, it probably will not be) the internet would pretty much be a barren wasteland.

NOT A FAN OF THIS IDEA?
Sign the petition it stop it here!

thelaurenproject:

(finders credit goes to @MattRaoul)

SCHOOL:

In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

Hahaha an opossum apocalypse?

Anonymous

This is not a joking matter, people’s lives are in danger here. We have to join together and save ourselves from the opossums! Just look at those menacing faces:

Devious little creatures.