Real Life:

In Spanish class the other day, my teacher asked us what the word “incendio” meant.

And I was like OH NO MAN, I GOT THIS.

And I said “fire”.

He asked me how I knew that and I told him it was a Harry Potter spell. And I felt compelled to act it out like this:

Everyone in the room was like:

But my friends were like:
 

That awkward moment when:

You see this:

And think everyone is talking about this:

And then realize that everyone is talking about this:

Which is a movie about football starring 50 Cent, and not the book by Chinua Achebe…

WHY is it that the fourth block class gets to watch Doctor Who, but I’M stuck here watching The Fast and the Furious sequel?!

This movie is literally trash put to music and pictures.

Ugh. Going to the library.

My Mom Is A Dementor
My Friend: Well I can't do those things because my mother will ground me and make my life miserable and practically suck out my soul.
Me: Dude, your mom's a dementor?
My Friend: Oh my god. Everything makes sense now. No wonder she never keeps chocolate in the house.
I don't want to sound creepy, but you completely defy the "nerds are ugly" stereotype. I can't believe people even stereotype us like that, though! We're sexy!
Anonymous

Ahh! That’s not creepy at all! Thank you so much!

Yay for breaking down stereotypes! 

I know where did that stereotype even come from? Honestly! #nerdscanbeattractive

What on arth is that anon talking about? You're so pretty!
Anonymous

haha well thank you that’s sweet.

I didn’t post the anon’s message because I was fishing for compliments or anything, guys, I just thought it was a funny message :p

But thank you for all your replies :]

Don't listen to those rude anons! You have a very pretty smile!
Anonymous

Hahaha well thank you, I’m glad you ALL don’t think my smile is creepy. 

I can kind of see how my smile is a little off in my Christmas Card picture though. But I mean, I was outside, with the wind, and the cold, at like 15 degrees trying to look happy so you knowww how these things happen….

But thanks :] You’re prettier than that other anon hehe

have you ever noticed that your smile is creepy?
Anonymous

At least I have a smile. ;]

Going to sleep now because I’ve got a HUGE DAY TOMORROW~!

Going to sleep after a very eventful day!

WE HIT 13,000 FOLLOWERS WOOOOOOOOO!

(Is it weird that every time I write or say the word “follow” all I can think of is follow, follow stick your head in yellow jell-o 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!) 

~probably

BUT TOMORROW IS ALSO A VERY EVENTFUL DAY BECAUSE I HAVE AUDITIONS TOMORROW! DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAYYYYYY SUPER PUMPED GUYS! 

And now I will leave you with this awkward picture of my dog, my brother and me all wearing dorky fur hats. Think of it as a virtual Christmas card I guess?