Nerd Quirks

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? »

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

TEACHER:

OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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This.yes.

Thanks to booksfoodandnerdism for this one! :]

My friend showed this to me today hahaha can we all just take a minute to appreciate the champ who wrote the first comment? Why are all songs not like that?

Thanks to to-seekagreatperhaps for this suggestion!

Hello! :)

Anonymous

ello poppit :]

I just found this blog and literally just had to go through 23 pages to get to ACTUAL Nerd Quirks. That was really annoying, just saying.

Anonymous

If you looked on the right sidebar, there’s a box that says “The Gigantic List of all the Nerd Quirks”. All the “ACTUAL Nerd Quirks” are there.

And if by “ACTUAL Nerd Quirks” you mean the posts this blog is based on, we do other things on here, not just post the same picture over and over with different captions.

Dear loser, »

You say you get 10 times more girls than me.

10 times 0 is 0.

Sincerely, Nerds

All right everyone! The favorite book discussion is over :]

So, if you’re looking for a good book, here are some suggestions.

Thanks so much! :]

Favorite books: Hero by Perry Moore, Sister Slam and the Poetic Motormouth Roadtrip by Linda Oatman High, and Please Ignore Vera Dietz by A.S. King. (I love Harry Potter and all that too, but I figured people probably haven't heard of these) :)

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