That little fun fact about you trying to impress your teacher by using pen on your homework as a little 5 year old was the sweetest thing ever. I just pictured a mini-Monica Jean in pigtails getting out a pen too big for her hand all excited to do her homework. And look at you now! c:
Fun fact about Monica Jean: When I was in Kindergarten, I got my first homework assignment ever, and I used pen instead of pencil because I thought my teacher would be impressed with me being able to do the work in pen and that my work would stand out to her. 5 year old logic, there it is.
Creative placement for a barcode on a library book, don’t you think?
Trying to censor our books, eh?
No, I’m only kidding, my friends and I just thought it was funny.
For the record, the book is You Suck by Christopher Moore.
I wrote an article about Napoleon Bonaparte for my history class and saved it as “Napoleon Bonaparte Article”.
But on my computer it only showed “Napoleon Bonapart…Article”
Which I read as “Napoleon Bonaparticle”.
And now whenever someone mentions Napoleon I picture a little particle with one of those signature Napoleon hats on, sitting on a big throne in France governing a bunch of little tiny French particles. And it’s kind of funny.
You just have to picture it…