My Mom Is A Dementor
My Friend: Well I can't do those things because my mother will ground me and make my life miserable and practically suck out my soul.
Me: Dude, your mom's a dementor?
My Friend: Oh my god. Everything makes sense now. No wonder she never keeps chocolate in the house.
Posted 5 months ago
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Tagged: harry potter, dementor, dementors, chocolate, soul, .
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