Oh and also, some unexciting, unimportant news, just the usual…

JK ROWLING IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK.

HELP.

WHAT DO I DO?

BREATHE?

DRINK TEA?

SING ATOP A MOUNTAIN?

SCREAM?

CRY?

SKIP DOWN THE STREET?

OPEN ALL THE MAILBOXES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?

THROW CONFETTI?

ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY WITH A MEGAPHONE? 

HACK INTO ALL THE ROUTERS IN MY TOWN AND ALERT THEM OF THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS VIA THEIR COMPUTERS?

SHOULD I BUY AN ELEPHANT?

OR PLANT A TREE?

CHANGE ALL THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGES IN THE WORLD TO “I’M SORRY THIS PERSON CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE BECAUSE JK ROWLING IS WRITING A BOOK AND THEY ARE TOO OVERCOME WITH EMOTION TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW” 

WHAT DO I DO?

Are you guys as excited as I am?

Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: jk rowling, book, books, write, writing, education, nerd, nerds, nerdy, .
  1. face-it-head-on-together reblogged this from nerdquirks
  2. ginnyhazardous reblogged this from nerdquirks and added:
    vote for breathing, drinking tea, and buying an elephant.
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  7. fruitboxen answered: Hell yes I am ^ ^
  8. asianeversincebirth answered: wait if the book is any good. i mean she’s great and everything but let us not get too excited.
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  11. brunosbookblog answered: I’d go with the elephant.
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  13. flamingquill answered: I’m trying not to get excited until they release a publication date. She has a track record. ;D (Kidding. I’m thrilled!)
  14. arielthenerd answered: YES!
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  16. songofthesparrow answered: I vote you should do all of the above, and I will follow suit. :)
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  18. randomlittlepeople answered: Throw confetti and sing atop a mountain would be most appropriate.
  19. mikeriffown answered: My life = complete
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  22. daemon-hearts answered: I actually screamed out loud when I found out. And that was extremely painful because my voice had been gone for a couple of days.
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  25. seriouslyserioussirius answered: It’s for adults, but who cares? I’d read her grocery lists.
  26. rise-up-sleeper answered: my heart stopped when i read that second line. WHATS IT CALLED?
  27. singuntilourvoicesaredry reblogged this from nerdquirks
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  31. stravaganza answered: A Harry Potter book?!
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  35. ifangirllunalovegood answered: Do all the things! (: And ‘excited’ doesn’t even begin to describe my feelings! :D
  36. happinessanddaisies answered: This is the most amazing post I have seen in a while!
  37. wordsbetweenthelines answered: ALL OF THE ABOVE. And yes, of course.
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  40. leya04 answered: DO all the above. I can’t wait for her new book.
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