wnycradiolab:

Guys, remember the edible cell?  Truly the most delicious of all elementary school science projects.  Looking at these is making me so nostalgic, I want to plan an edible cell party where everyone has to bring one.

(Full disclosure: one of these is a professional job.  Don’t feel bad if yours looked more like this.)

WILL NEVER STOP READING BIOLOGY TEXTBOOK FOR TEST TOMORROW

And that’s not even the final. This is like, the pre-final. Spectacular.

But this book is all that I need to ace it.

~Is there another hint in this post about where I’m going on Saturday!?

Maybeeee ;)

Dissected a grasshopper today. 

He was no Jiminey Cricket I’ll tell ya that.

Dissected a grasshopper today.

He was no Jiminey Cricket I’ll tell ya that.

Today my friend Christina and I dissected a clam.
I named him Sheldon. :] (YES like the Big Bang Theory<3)
Geddit? Sheldon? Shell-don? Like a shell? Because he’s a clam? And clams have shells?Yeah?

Today my friend Christina and I dissected a clam.

I named him Sheldon. :]
(YES like the Big Bang Theory<3)

Geddit?
Sheldon?
Shell-don?
Like a shell?
Because he’s a clam?
And clams have shells?
Yeah?

My AP Biology textbook just made a Disney reference.

booksfoodandnerdism:

“Intrasexual selection is a familiar sight in nature films, where rams butt heads, and in cartoons of lion kings claiming their thrones.” 

My day has been made. 

Guys, we are learning about flatworms in biology class.

…and how they are most commonly found in meat…

…I have roast beef for lunch…

Never before has roast beef seemed less appetizing.

A story for you:

Today in biology class when discussing protists (specifically sarcodines and their pseudopods) my teacher asked us, “What does ‘pseudo’ mean?”

And I was like:

“I KNOW THIS!”

Nerd Quirk #126 broskiii:

Applying Tumblr to real life like a champ.

Thanks to Anonymous!

Thanks to Anonymous!

Bribing myself to study for biology.

If I study, I can drink hot chocolate and watch one of my favorite Halloween movies of all time:

A Story About a Fire (sort of)…

Yesterday, the fire alarm went off during my Biology class.

When we came back inside afterwards, the Assistant Principal came on the intercom and explained what caused the smoke detector to go off.

Apparently there was a bit of a mishap with a bunsen burner in one of our Chem labs.

My Biology teacher immediately did a fist pump and said “GOOOOOOOOOOO SCIENCEEEEEE!!!!!!”

The fire alarm went off just as I was about to give a presentation. Go science, indeed.