Sweet baby Jesus my mother is obsessed with the Hunger Games help what do I do?

I refresh that page like it’s my job.
Thanks to tweentyonee21 for this wonderful submission!

I refresh that page like it’s my job.

Thanks to tweentyonee21 for this wonderful submission!

That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

I have actually considered it, because listening to a book on tape wouldn’t be quite the same.
Thanks to timid-troubadour for this awesome suggestion!

I have actually considered it, because listening to a book on tape wouldn’t be quite the same.

Thanks to timid-troubadour for this awesome suggestion!

Do you guys ever wonder when you write your name in a texbook…

If one day, you really make something of yourself, and then a student will get that same textbook and see your signature, your name in it.

What will they be able to tell about you by your handwriting, or the color pen you chose? 

Will they know who you are? Will they recognize your name? What will come up if they decide to Google your name? What kind of life will you have lived?

Will they be inspired by you? Ashamed? Disappointed? Motivated? Impressed?

What kind of effect will signing your name in that textbook have on another student’s life?

Hobbits like to throw parties at the shire.
Mom: Why is everyone such a grouch today?
Me: Our moon is a waxing crescent, that makes the hobbits extra rowdy. We throw parties at the shire.
Hobbits v. Hermits
Mom: Go to your room!
Me: Where else am I going to go?
Mom: You're such a hobbit.
Me: You mean I'm a hermit.
Guess what I’m reading right now?
Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan!
It’s phenomenal thus far!
Have you read it? What did you think of it?
EDIT: Just now realizing how confused my teacher is going to be when I have to write reflections on the characters:   “Well Will Grayson said this… No, not that Will Grayson, the other one. Yeah.”
Also laughing because whenever I say Will is going to do something I write Will will blah blah blah. And I’m laughing because it’s a double Will and I’m clearly five years old and amused by such things.

Guess what I’m reading right now?

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan!

It’s phenomenal thus far!

Have you read it? What did you think of it?

EDIT: Just now realizing how confused my teacher is going to be when I have to write reflections on the characters:   “Well Will Grayson said this… No, not that Will Grayson, the other one. Yeah.”

Also laughing because whenever I say Will is going to do something I write Will will blah blah blah. And I’m laughing because it’s a double Will and I’m clearly five years old and amused by such things.