Will you write the next classic?
Will your book, with your name, be added to this monument of the very best?
Today I was reprimanded by a mall cop…
For reading on the floor of the mall.
I was just minding my own business reading on the floor outside of Game Stop while my brother was shopping.
It’s not like I was in the middle of the floor. I was all the way to the side, totally out of the way.
But the ever so charming officer at the mall didn’t seem too pleased with this.
So I rolled my eyes (admittedly rather sassily) and I read standing up.
J-K’s BACK, ALL RIGHT!
that was meant to be sung to the same tune as “Backstreet’s back all right!”
like it was a reference to the Backstreet Boys never mind I’m just a loser
Oh and also, some unexciting, unimportant news, just the usual…
JK ROWLING IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK.
WHAT DO I DO?
SING ATOP A MOUNTAIN?
SKIP DOWN THE STREET?
OPEN ALL THE MAILBOXES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?
ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY WITH A MEGAPHONE?
HACK INTO ALL THE ROUTERS IN MY TOWN AND ALERT THEM OF THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS VIA THEIR COMPUTERS?
SHOULD I BUY AN ELEPHANT?
OR PLANT A TREE?
CHANGE ALL THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGES IN THE WORLD TO “I’M SORRY THIS PERSON CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE BECAUSE JK ROWLING IS WRITING A BOOK AND THEY ARE TOO OVERCOME WITH EMOTION TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW”
WHAT DO I DO?
Are you guys as excited as I am?
Sweet baby Jesus my mother is obsessed with the Hunger Games help what do I do?