Oh and if you’re feeling a little lonely or sad tonight just know that somewhere out there there’s a cat named Eloise and a girl named Monica who love you!<3
I know she’s just waiting for me to drop the cookie inside the milk so it can get all mushy and then I’ll have to take it out with a spoon.
I just know that’s what she’s waiting for.
And then it’ll probably happen and she’ll just be like, ugh, moron, way to drop your cookie into the glass of milk. Oh, now you’re going to try to fish it out with a spoon? You seem to think you’re a clever human, don’t you? Well you’re not, because if you were a clever human then you wouldn’t have dropped your cookie into your glass of milk. I can’t believe this is the loser that pours me food everyday, I mean how are you even smart enough to open a bag of cat food if you’re not smart enough to not drop your cookie into your glass of milk?
Did I tell you my cat, Eloise, has a theme song?
I was listening to one of my all-time favorite musicians, Glenn Miller, the other day when I saw a song with the name Eloise in it!
I was so surprised because I picked the name Eloise for my cat purely because I loved it, but then to find out Glenn Miller wrote a song with the name Eloise in it, I was thrilled!
Anyway, I thought this was relevant, since we were talking about me being an old lady listening to old music hahaha :]
So here’s a little something to take you back to 1942!
Do you guys like cat videos? Here’s a little something to brighten your Thursday. Eloise seems to think my washing machine is like Gold’s Gym or Workout Express or something. She’s like a hamster in a hamster ball hahaha :)
Eloise was holding my hand while I was using the computer.
She likes Tumblr.
She likes scrolling.
And she’s fascinated by GIFs.
Partying watching Glee with my cat.
Drinking my fourth cup of tea of the day.
I hate New Years so whatever
LOOOK! IT’S A FLUFFY NERD KITTEHHHH!
Looking so smart with it’s little kittehh glasses onnn<3
*thought you guys would enjoy this*
**I know I’m a loser guys, it’s okay**