My Friend: Well I can't do those things because my mother will ground me and make my life miserable and practically suck out my soul.
Me: Dude, your mom's a dementor?
My Friend: Oh my god. Everything makes sense now. No wonder she never keeps chocolate in the house.
Thanks to the anon that sent this in!
Drinking Cold Stone Creamery hot chocolate… Now I don’t want to start any trouble, because it is delicious and all, but isn’t that a bit of a paradox seeing as they make ice cream?
