"Doth? That sounds like broth. Hahaha broth. CAMBELLS CHICKEN NOODLE POSSIBILITIES"
"What is that thing he’s clicking? Is he typing?" (They were referring to the typewriter onstage.)
"I have no idea what’s going on."
"Wow, dude did you see that? HE JUST THREW THAT SWORD. THAT WAS SO BADASS."
"Oh so that girl with Prospero, that’s his wife? His girlfriend?" (Ahhh no, try daughter :])
"Hahaha look they’re drunk."
"So that Prospero guy, he was a wizard? Or a sorceror or whatever? Like Harry Potter?"
*These are actual quotes heard from inside the auditorium during the show.*
BUT THE SHOW WAS SO GOOD GUYS