Except no…
Percy WeasleyMoaning Myrtle (who technically wasn’t a student at the time but she was still there)
Granted Harry was in the minority, but he wasn’t all alone in wearing glasses. (CAUSE HARRY YOU’RE NOT ALONE, YOU’RE WITH PERCY…AND NOTHING’S EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN CAUSE…. you get the point.)
Thanks to celebritiesandtheirkids for pointing this out!

Except no…

Percy Weasley
Moaning Myrtle (who technically wasn’t a student at the time but she was still there)

Granted Harry was in the minority, but he wasn’t all alone in wearing glasses. (CAUSE HARRY YOU’RE NOT ALONE, YOU’RE WITH PERCY…AND NOTHING’S EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN CAUSE…. you get the point.)

Thanks to celebritiesandtheirkids for pointing this out!

When people interrupt me while I’m reading

bltsl4:

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

Real Life:

In Spanish class the other day, my teacher asked us what the word “incendio” meant.

And I was like OH NO MAN, I GOT THIS.

And I said “fire”.

He asked me how I knew that and I told him it was a Harry Potter spell. And I felt compelled to act it out like this:

Everyone in the room was like:

But my friends were like:
 

My Mom Is A Dementor
My Friend: Well I can't do those things because my mother will ground me and make my life miserable and practically suck out my soul.
Me: Dude, your mom's a dementor?
My Friend: Oh my god. Everything makes sense now. No wonder she never keeps chocolate in the house.
Thanks to thesmartmia for this one!

Thanks to thesmartmia for this one!

So the talking lion on the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph is definitely Rumbleroar…

I just discovered your blog and I love it:D I thought this was really funny: Daniel Radcliffe singing The Elements song (Tom Lehrer). What’s better than that? :D

The ultimate threat.
Thanks to Susan from Facebook for this suggestion!

The ultimate threat.

Thanks to Susan from Facebook for this suggestion!

Mom, Dad, I have friends.
Thanks to pensievetardis for this submission! :]

Mom, Dad, I have friends.

Thanks to pensievetardis for this submission! :]

I made an actual blog for my Christmas list. And sent everyone in my family the URL.
Thanks to acciokloffee for this one!
GAH I ADORE YOUR URL! KLAINE, COFFEE, AND HARRY POTTER<3 YES YES YES<3

I made an actual blog for my Christmas list. And sent everyone in my family the URL.

Thanks to acciokloffee for this one!

GAH I ADORE YOUR URL! KLAINE, COFFEE, AND HARRY POTTER<3 YES YES YES<3

Not going to lie, I’ve spent 20+ minutes designing different turkeys on the Google homepage. *Reveling in the freedom of no homework*

Say hello to Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Turkledore.
By: Monica Jean

(americankimchi cleverly added “Supreme Gobblewump, Order of Turkin” to Albus Turkledore’s title. I approve.)