Hobbits like to throw parties at the shire.
Mom: Why is everyone such a grouch today?
Me: Our moon is a waxing crescent, that makes the hobbits extra rowdy. We throw parties at the shire.
Hobbits v. Hermits
Mom: Go to your room!
Me: Where else am I going to go?
Mom: You're such a hobbit.
Me: You mean I'm a hermit.