I am writing an essay in school. I’ve already written this essay twice, and both copies were rubbish. So today I talked to my teacher and showed her my paper and I was like:
“Sooo is this one okay?”

And she was like… “Hmmm no I don’t know. I think there are still things you need to fix. Like your thesis…”
And I was like:

“Whaaaa? A new thesis? You gave me that thesis! You want a-a new one? But that would change the whole paper!”

And she said “Yeah well…”
And she was like (Ryan Murphy) and I was like (Zach Woodlee)

And class was almost over so I realized I would have to rewrite it over the weekend.
And I was just sitting there like:

And I spent the rest of the class like this:

*This teacher is beyond awesome. She’s the coolest, and she’s doing an amazing job teaching us all the crazy essay stuff. But.it’s.so.hard. I don’t blame her though, both of the first essays were rubbish, obviously I would have to re-do them. Everything she said was totally valid, I just really really really really don’t want to rewrite this little slice of death again.*
I GOT MY POTTERMORE EMAIL

YAYYYYYYYYY!

LET’S GOOOOOOO!

TOOO POTTERMOREEE!
Seriously though, goodbye social life forever. Like legit. I’m a wizard, I don’t need any friends.
But if you haven’t gotten your Pottermore email yet, don’t be discouraged, your time will come. The majority of people haven’t gotten theirs either :[ But the MINUTE you forget about it, it’ll come. I was doing my biology homework when it was sent. I promise not to do any spoilers or anything but I will let you guys know what house I’m in. :]
Hope everyone’s day off was great!
Have a good day tomorrow!
Love,
Monica Jean