Nerd Quirks

Hobbits like to throw parties at the shire.

Mom: Why is everyone such a grouch today?

Me: Our moon is a waxing crescent, that makes the hobbits extra rowdy. We throw parties at the shire.

Hobbits v. Hermits

Mom: Go to your room!
Me: Where else am I going to go?
Mom: You're such a hobbit.
Me: You mean I'm a hermit.

“I’ll have a Frodo with sprinkles please…”

Thanks to dominiquelestrange for this one!