Another word of encouragement from the cafeteria workforce…

DON’T DO DRUGS
&
ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST!

Subliminal messages from the lunch room…

And while you’re eating your chicken nuggets, kiddos, SAY NO TO DRUGS.

…and how they are most commonly found in meat…

…I have roast beef for lunch…

Never before has roast beef seemed less appetizing.

Made a reference to this today in school, in the cafeteria, quite loudly, not even sorry. :] 

I want a burger and fries for lunch but I do not have either of these things. 
Can I get a restaurant to come and deliver me a burger and fries? 

Or maybe I should just get a genie who can grant me a multitude of wishes including a burger and fries… Yes, that seems to be the optimal solution.

Brb guys, just checking all the magic lamps in my house for any hidden genies.