It’s strange. I dunno if this happens to anyone else, but I always worry my teachers are going to be like “Oh man, she didn’t even take the time to put the date on her paper, she must not have put that much effort in…”

Thanks to mikeriffown for this one! 

But it’s especially bad when there’s a line at the stapler and everyone behind you is like “come on, hurry up” and you feel pressured to staple your papers both perfectly and quickly. 

Thanks to the person that emailed this one in!

I am writing an essay in school. I’ve already written this essay twice, and both copies were rubbish. So today I talked to my teacher and showed her my paper and I was like:

“Sooo is this one okay?” 

And she was like… “Hmmm no I don’t know. I think there are still things you need to fix. Like your thesis…”

And I was like:

“Whaaaa? A new thesis? You gave me that thesis! You want a-a new one? But that would change the whole paper!”

And she said “Yeah well…”
And she was like (Ryan Murphy) and I was like (Zach Woodlee) 

And class was almost over so I realized I would have to rewrite it over the weekend.
And I was just sitting there like:

And I spent the rest of the class like this:

*This teacher is beyond awesome. She’s the coolest, and she’s doing an amazing job teaching us all the crazy essay stuff. But.it’s.so.hard. I don’t blame her though, both of the first essays were rubbish, obviously I would have to re-do them. Everything she said was totally valid, I just really really really really don’t want to rewrite this little slice of death again.*