obfuscate: (verb) render unclear, obscure or unintelligible; to bewilder or confuse
When kids your age are out doing illegal things on weekends and you’re just sitting at home like:
There’s a gift company specifically dedicated for people who like books.

Click here and go buy someone (or yourself) something great!
Thanks to stude1nm for showing us!
obsequious: (adjective) obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.
lackadaisical: (adjective) without interest, vigor, or determination; lazy or listless.
The most beautiful display of books that I’ve ever seen!
The Joy of Books (by crazedadman)
Thanks so much to eyesandfingers for sending it in!
solipsism: (noun) the idea that one’s own perceptions are the only meaningful reality, extreme self-centeredness.
Hahaha I didn’t even notice I wrote it as a rhyme until now. I guess it’s for extra impact, to tear at your heartstrings and what not :]
Thanks to seekin-a-great-perhaps for this suggestion!
be careful walking up the stairs…might trip on a book.
THIS WILL BE IN MY FUTURE HOME. DECIDED.