Being so awful at math, I prefer to not graph functions at all, but I do think using “f(x)” is fancier than just plain “y”. Thanks to discophysics for this submission!

Being so awful at math, I prefer to not graph functions at all, but I do think using “f(x)” is fancier than just plain “y”. Thanks to discophysics for this submission!

what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers' assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn't find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
((This is posted somewhere else on tumblr, but I couldn't find it again.))
We’ve all heard of “Facebook-stalking”, but are colleges guilty of it too?

Could colleges be looking at your profile on Facebook, Twitter, or even YouTube?  
How will that affect your admission into your dream school? 

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I wish I could train myself to do homework in my sleep.

Then I could go to sleep having done nothing, and I could wake up the next day and all my homework would be done.

omgtoohilarious:

Omgtoohilarious!

Fun fact about Monica Jean: When I was in Kindergarten, I got my first homework assignment ever, and I used pen instead of pencil because I thought my teacher would be impressed with me being able to do the work in pen and that my work would stand out to her. 5 year old logic, there it is.

omgtoohilarious:

Omgtoohilarious!

Fun fact about Monica Jean: When I was in Kindergarten, I got my first homework assignment ever, and I used pen instead of pencil because I thought my teacher would be impressed with me being able to do the work in pen and that my work would stand out to her. 5 year old logic, there it is.

I wrote an article about Napoleon Bonaparte for my history class and saved it as “Napoleon Bonaparte Article”.
But on my computer it only showed “Napoleon Bonapart…Article”
Which I read as “Napoleon Bonaparticle”.
And now whenever someone mentions Napoleon I picture a little particle with one of those signature Napoleon hats on, sitting on a big throne in France governing a bunch of little tiny French particles. And it’s kind of funny.
You just have to picture it…

I wrote an article about Napoleon Bonaparte for my history class and saved it as “Napoleon Bonaparte Article”.

But on my computer it only showed “Napoleon Bonapart…Article”

Which I read as “Napoleon Bonaparticle”.

And now whenever someone mentions Napoleon I picture a little particle with one of those signature Napoleon hats on, sitting on a big throne in France governing a bunch of little tiny French particles. And it’s kind of funny.

You just have to picture it…