I wish I could train myself to do homework in my sleep.
Then I could go to sleep having done nothing, and I could wake up the next day and all my homework would be done.
Fun fact about Monica Jean: When I was in Kindergarten, I got my first homework assignment ever, and I used pen instead of pencil because I thought my teacher would be impressed with me being able to do the work in pen and that my work would stand out to her. 5 year old logic, there it is.
I wrote an article about Napoleon Bonaparte for my history class and saved it as “Napoleon Bonaparte Article”.
But on my computer it only showed “Napoleon Bonapart…Article”
Which I read as “Napoleon Bonaparticle”.
And now whenever someone mentions Napoleon I picture a little particle with one of those signature Napoleon hats on, sitting on a big throne in France governing a bunch of little tiny French particles. And it’s kind of funny.
You just have to picture it…
