College emails: creeping out high school students since emails were invented.
What’s my edge?!
I’m on your list!?
Yes, you are reaching me, I’m just choosing to disregard your attempts of communication.
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I FOUND MY ORANGE PEN, GUYS!
THE UNIVERSE IS IN BALANCE ONCE AGAIN!
Thanks everyone for your concern and for sharing your own stories of your long lost pens and markers! It definitely made me feel better during those dark, color-less days!
I knew only you would appreciate such a tragic event such as this.
I also knew only you would appreciate this wonderful news!
If you don’t know what I’m going on about, click here if you want to know what happened.
Now for the important part: Where did I find it?!
In the vast and treacherous abyss that is the school backpack.
Do you guys ever wonder when you write your name in a texbook…
If one day, you really make something of yourself, and then a student will get that same textbook and see your signature, your name in it.
What will they be able to tell about you by your handwriting, or the color pen you chose?
Will they know who you are? Will they recognize your name? What will come up if they decide to Google your name? What kind of life will you have lived?
Will they be inspired by you? Ashamed? Disappointed? Motivated? Impressed?
What kind of effect will signing your name in that textbook have on another student’s life?
Do you get the point?
Teacher: *plotting points on the graph* Okay class, so the formula is y=mx+b and you just take the coordinates you've been given and plug them right into the equation. Then you can plot the points. It's really simple, so you don't have to worry about it. Everything you need to solve the problem is right here. Do you get the point of why we do this?
Me: HA! HAHAHAHA! POINT! YOU SAID POINT! GEDDIT? LIKE POINT!? YOU'RE PLOTTING POINTS ON A GRAPH! AND YOU ASKED IF WE GOT THE POINT! HAHAHA YOU'RE CLEVER MR. MATH TEACHER!
Teacher: What are you talking about you deranged child...
