In Spanish class the other day, my teacher asked us what the word “incendio” meant.

And I was like OH NO MAN, I GOT THIS.

And I said “fire”.

He asked me how I knew that and I told him it was a Harry Potter spell. And I felt compelled to act it out like this:

Everyone in the room was like:

But my friends were like:
 

#11 though guys. What an awkward sentence example.

“Excuse me sir, could I buy your pants?”

GUYS FABULOUS NEWS

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE A MASTER LIST OF ALL THE NERD QUIRKS AND NERD FACTS EVER MADE. (There are links on the sidebar :])

I realize this probably isn’t that big of a deal for all you tech-savvy people on Tumblr, but I’m super proud of this accomplishment. 

Funnily enough, I figured out how to do this when I was trying to do something entirely different. Awk.

(Also: The first thing I thought of when I finished was this song. I don’t even know why. Not at all ashamed to admit it… I may or may not have done the dance as well…)