
I totally do this every night.
Thanks to finch—f-i-n-c-h for this submission!
Student: In case I got any of these wrong, I hope this drawing of a giraffe will convince you otherwise. (I am not sure that I spelled “giraffe” correctly.)
Teacher: Everyone knows that giraffes are total pushovers. Might I suggest a toucan?

This has happened to me quite a bit in my school career! Thanks to 7redberries for this totally awesome submission!