archenland:

fakeskine (by freaks and geeks)

I actually love Venn Diagrams.

irisblasi:

The only surviving recording of Virginia Woolf’s voice.

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I thought you guys may enjoy this….

The.exact.reason.I.wear.glasses.

Thanks to bigmouthsucksagain for this one!

flagitious: (adjective) shamefully wicked; a particularly heinous event

Will you write the next classic?
Will your book, with your name, be added to this monument of the very best?

that was meant to be sung to the same tune as “Backstreet’s back all right!”

geddit?

like it was a reference to the Backstreet Boys

never mind I’m just a loser

JK ROWLING IS WRITING ANOTHER BOOK.

HELP.

WHAT DO I DO?

BREATHE?

DRINK TEA?

SING ATOP A MOUNTAIN?

SCREAM?

CRY?

SKIP DOWN THE STREET?

OPEN ALL THE MAILBOXES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?

THROW CONFETTI?

ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY WITH A MEGAPHONE? 

HACK INTO ALL THE ROUTERS IN MY TOWN AND ALERT THEM OF THIS INCREDIBLE NEWS VIA THEIR COMPUTERS?

SHOULD I BUY AN ELEPHANT?

OR PLANT A TREE?

CHANGE ALL THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGES IN THE WORLD TO “I’M SORRY THIS PERSON CANNOT COME TO THE PHONE BECAUSE JK ROWLING IS WRITING A BOOK AND THEY ARE TOO OVERCOME WITH EMOTION TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW” 

WHAT DO I DO?

Are you guys as excited as I am?

I refresh that page like it’s my job.

Thanks to tweentyonee21 for this wonderful submission!

perspicuous: (adjective) clear and easy to understand, generally in regard to speech or writing