extemporaneous: (adjective) spoken or done without preparation
mimp: (verb) to speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips
obfuscate: (verb) render unclear, obscure or unintelligible; to bewilder or confuse
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obsequious: (adjective) obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.
lackadaisical: (adjective) without interest, vigor, or determination; lazy or listless.
solipsism: (noun) the idea that one’s own perceptions are the only meaningful reality, extreme self-centeredness.